I want to be a 70's baby.. which is of course.. impossible.

I wanted to marry him.. but not anymore.

What a crying shame that I wasn't born in the 70's. If I had been borned in the 70's, I'd stand the chance to stand a chance to marrying Axl or Sebastian (the young and hot version of the two of course). I have this sick obsession with people who are ONE.. already dead.. TWO turned ugly.. or worse.. THREE decides at the last minute that he should swing the other way... in other words, I-Think-I'm-Gay men. You can't compare these I-Think-I'm-Gay-Men to Elton or Lambert, cause these men were once under the impression that they enjoy pussy.. like Darren Hayes for example.. but unfortunately for his ex wife, Darren was wrong, Darren didn't like pussy, Darren fell on a gear shift on his ass, it penetrated his a-hole, thus, realizing that butt sex is the shit. What a shame. Or in the case of Lance Bass.. who, at the last minute, decides anyways that he should let his fans (majority of whom are girls) know his gay. What a prick.

exhibit one..
I wanna have baby Presleys. But that only applies in Lala, cause in reality......

R.I.P man.

Exhibit 2

I still cum to this photo. It's not even normal anymore, it's demented and downright sick. Cause he is in fact.. this..




R.I.P Michael.


And most heartbreaking of all.. EXHIBIT 3

WTF Went? What? Did you suddenly wake up one morning and decided that hey.. women are actually cumming to Prison Break, I should really take a walk in the neighbourhood with my boyfriend, so the paparazzis can take a gay picture of me. Bitch! We know what that means, you did it on purpose! I was one of the victims, damnit.




So back to my story.. It's sad to know that Axl Rose and Sebastian Bach are old and wrinkly now, and in addition to that - ugly.. I mourn. Being born in the 80's, I have missed the opportunity to marry Axl and becoming Sebastian's adulterous lover. Pathetic.. but true. Obviously, I can't afford a plane ticket to anywhere except Kuala Lumpur just to catch a live performance of Skid Row and Guns N Roses, but I'd sell my kidney for plane tickets if they still look like this..











I don't regret being born in the 80's. Cause ONE.. they are still alive yes? and TWO they didn't turn gay. But my only regret would be having to explain it in detail to you, which would defeat the purpose of using literary devices in blog entry writing and lower the discussion to some silly and irrelevant argument about some analysis that I can still marry them. I can't! Okay? They are fuck ugly now. Kapish?

So anyways, what a crying shame that I wasn't born in the 70's. Cause I sure as hell do not want to marry them now!

Introducing, Axl I'm-going-to-sue-my-plastic-surgeon Rose and Sebastian I-grew-ugly Bach.

I'm in agony, take this away from me!